“Seraphim Toaster”

Angels are a navigational hazard.



  • Electrical device for making toast by heating and making bread crispy
  • “Making them toast” to burn or out run is an expression of defeating someone or


  • “The burning one” plural is seraphim
  • Celestial or heavenly being in Christianity and Judaism
  • Highest rank in the Christian angelic hierarchy and in the fifth rank of ten in the Jewish angelic hierarchy
  • A term to describe six-winged beings that fly around the Throne of God
  • Angels of the┬áheavens and apotheosis
  • Hellenistic work, the Book of Enoch, and the Book of Revelation
  • “Flying elements of the sun”

Expanded info:

  • Mentioned in Book of Enoch with cherubim, as the heavenly creatures standing nearest to the throne of God
  • Also known as Ikisat “serpents”, “dragons”; a term for Hell where cherubim and Paradise are┬áruled by Gabriel


  • Belief If we burn with love for the Creator only, his consuming fire will quickly transform us into the flaming likeness of the Seraphim