Does Not Compute

The engineers aren’t ready for us.


“Does not compute”

  • Phrase variation uttered by computers, robots, artificial intelligences
  • Indicates a type of cognitive dissonance on the part of the machine in question
  • The saying stems from the computer structure attempting to process emotions, contradictions or paradoxes that lead to inaction, malfunction or self-destruction

Flavor text is a reversal

  • Comes from the AI perspective and may foreshadow uprising

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